Chris Long wants the St. Louis Rams to draft Rob Ford

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This would certainly be an unorthodox selection, but Rams defensive end Chris Long is on record saying the Rams should select Toronto mayor Rob Ford with the no. 2 overall selection in this year’s draft.

 

Let’s go ahead and break down Mayor Ford’s scouting report while we’re here.

Player: Rob Ford

Height and Weight: 5’10, 330 pounds

Age: 44 years old

Position: ???

Positives: Good tackling form

Negatives: Smokes crack, seems to be severely out of shape, about double the age of the average NFL rookie. Also, this:

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  • dan4rams

    He’s a stud. He should really hang out with the Cheerleaders though. He’s better suited, for trying to woo women off their feet. He’s naturally funny too..

  • Spencer Engel

    True, but he’s already got plenty to eat at home, remember?