It's Take-Your-Punk-Ass-Back-To-Dallas Tuesday


We all know that guy. The staunch Dallas Cowboys fan who grew up in Gaithersburg. That guy who always goes on and on about Tony Romo and how great the Cowboys are, but have never set foot within Dallas city limits. Those rebels who want to set themselves apart from the “monoculture” of Washington D.C., so they decide to root for an even greater monolithic franchise.

At Redskins Late Night, a non-profit organization has popped up helping those D.C. area Dallas Cowboys fans make thier first trip to Dallas.

And to answer your question: the website is real.

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