So this is awkward. Last week Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson announced that he was divorcing his wife of 2 years, Ashton. We still don’t have any details as to why the split occurred. I have read some bizarre rumors that I won’t dignify by repeating here. The point is we really don’t know, but that hasn’t stopped legions of women and their friends from subtly hinting that they’re available.
Here’s a collection of funny, weird, and borderline stalker tweets about the newly single Mr. Wilson.
Meanwhile outside of Russell Wilson's residence… pic.twitter.com/D5EP7REE0y
— NFLTALKRT (@NFLTalkRT) April 23, 2014
Russell Wilson getting a divorce makes me happy… I'm a terrible person cuz it's not like I have a shot with him or anything. ????
— Michaela_Leckner (@LecknerMichaela) April 28, 2014
Is it terrible that I'm thinking that I could be Russell Wilson's girlfriend after his divorce ????
— Wendy Hamilton (@_wendyhamilton) April 23, 2014
Sad news about #RussellWilson's divorce. Silver lining: Tripling the size of (single female) church attendance in the greater Seattle area.
— Lydia Cruz (@TheLydiaCruz) April 24, 2014
— Leah Traxel (@LeahTraxel) April 23, 2014
Keep it classy, ladies.