If you woke up this morning wondering where can I get a heinously ugly and ironic Houston Texans sweater, well then you’re in luck.
Of course I’m aware that Houston isn’t exactly known for having white Christmases, but even if it never gets cold enough to justify wearing one everyone loves a good fugly Christmas sweater.
Now I am happy to report that the NFL merchandise folks finally have you covered:
Admit it. You know that you want this sweater more than you’ve ever wanted anything. It just might be the thing that fulfills all your dreams and purges all of your fears and anxieties. Deep down you know that if you buy it you will never know pain or disappointment again.
If nothing else you can give it to the least favorite Texans fan in your life. They’re available now for $64.95 at the NFL Shop website.