As we all know, Raiders kicker Sebastian Janikowski, affectionately known by fans as “Seabass”, is one of the most dangerous kickers in the league. While his accuracy dropped last year after replacing his former holder, Shane Lechler, with new punter Marquette King, Seabass is looking to return to his Pro Bowl level this upcoming season.
Occasionally, you’ll come across a football article that changes the way you think about the game. Your perspective on a team will be completely revolutionised, and you’ll learn insights into the subtleties that make football beautiful. This is not one of them. I found a hilariously seductive photo of Seabass, and just looking at it makes me feel like I’m on a porn set. So here it is: the top 8 pick-up lines as heard from Seductive Seabass: